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It's happened. The toilet has reached capacity. We don't know what going to happen, but we're def not going to stop doing our biz. Ging hunter has weird poo that doesn't want to go down so her turd will probably be floating in there until someone gets it out and disposes of it on the street.

The Poonami

Pay Doh (Vauxhall) went down to the bag shop yesterday. The bag shop is adjoined, a necessary business for supplying our internet. Mr Hilton our landlord has a way of making the most of resources. His meeting was followed with a knock shortly after... 'Is your toilet blocked, because there is a really bad smell emanating from our shop?'.

The poonami is creeping our shores.

It seems our over frozen pipes have created a dam, a blockage which even though thawed, needs unblocking fast! We need a plumber and electrician stat; before the the geysers errupt, the waves crash, and stairs and bags are drowned in creeping matter as we are heli-lifted to safety.

RTF

(of Poomache Castle)